Dear Support Cocksuckers,

Thank you for taking time out of your busy lifestyle of cocksucking to respond.  In just under 72 hours I recieved your brief reply, and I dare say, you must have pulled an all-nighter for this one.

Your answer was legible, to the point, and intuitive.  While it appears to be a direct quote from your FAQ page - which I memorized over the last three days - it was the ultimate and perfect solution for a question I did not ask.  I do appreciate you taking the time out to respond though.

I was beyond thrilled to recieve your reply until I read it, found out that it was indeed a reply, but directed towards someone else.  If by chance you read my original question in the future, please direct that reply to me, and this reply to the guy who asks the question you answered.

Your favorite x-customer,
mr_coffee
PS... I would have banged your mom last night, but I was too busy giving head to your sister.